Leftist liberals say the darnedest things...

By Mike Rizzuto
Sun Times Editor

It’s pretty hard to find conservatives who make their living in Hollywood these days. Kelsey Grammar, Tom Selleck, Robert Duvall, and Chuck Norris come to mind, but there aren’t many more. Finding conservatives in Tinseltown is like finding that proverbial “needle in a haystack.”
And if you listen to the celebrities from the left, you’ll soon get the impression that they think they're much smarter than you are. I guess that’s why I don’t care for too many...at least those who pride themselves as being “progressive” and “liberal.”
Here are a few quotes from some of Hollywood's finest left-leaning loons that prove that they aren't that bright, and we could have listed many more such quotes if we wanted to.

--Pamela Anderson: "I don't think about anything too much. It tends to freak me out."
Pam also gushed: "I'm much more than a pair of breasts. I represent success, hard work and fun!"
Expressing her view of heaven, Britney Spears told an interviewer: "Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from cloud to cloud. And an old man with a long, white beard wanders around -- that's God."
Singer Tony Bennett once stated: "Every city I go to is an opportunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
The late TV chef Julia Child once commented, "Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil."
Brooke Shields, testifying before a congressional subcommittee on smoking-related death, said observantly: "Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life."
In the same vein, singer Cyndi Lauper said: "If you have unprotected sex, you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final."
Raquel Welch told CNN’s talk show host Larry King: "I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states."
Welch is not the only geographically challenged star. When told he had five gold albums as a singer in Austria, David Hasselhoff wondered: "Where's Austria?"
David Arquette blurted out in an interview: "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... a pulsating force of incredible energy."
Joan Collins seems to have her own version of history. "It's like the Roman Empire," the "Dynasty" star once said. "Wasn't everybody running around just covered with syphilis? And then it was destroyed by the volcano."
Cher declared: "I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door (wrong direction, Cher).”
Martha Stewart once said: "I catnap now and then. But I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time."
Michael Jackson had this flight of fancy: "We can fly, you know. We just don't know how to think the right thoughts and levitate ourselves off the ground."
And Winona Ryder uttered the classic line: "I feel my best when I'm happy."
But probably the best quote in a long time came from Monica Lewinsky, when on Larry King Live, was asked by the suspendered one how her new Slim Fast diet was working: Lewinsky: "I've learned not to put bad things in my mouth."

Well, that about says it all, doesn't it?